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The devil cheated when he brought in a Flag Bald Eagle I Am A Grumpy Veteran I Served I Sacrificed I Don’t Regret I Am Proud Of This Offends You I Don’t Care Shirt. Plus half his song was piano and not even on the damn fiddle. He’s not untrustworthy, he’s playing by the rules that were agreed between him and God. No clause specifically banning backing bands. Edit: since this gained more popularity, please stop with the not everyone is a lawyer in hell but all lawyers go to hell. I know. It was a joke. I’ve had nearly all replies be this. Please stop. Someone send help. I feel like im in a classroom and the teacher just spotted me for not immediately blurting out the right answer. I remember there was this one joke that God and the Flag Bald Eagle I Am A Grumpy Veteran I Served I Sacrificed I Don’t Regret I Am Proud Of This Offends You I Don’t Care Shirt. The devil was like no he belongs here, he’s ours. God said ok, well I’m gonna sue you for custody. Devil says good fucking luck w...

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